I have been kind enough to grace you peasants with my picks again this week. There’s a more then zero percent change I go 100% this week. Crazier things have happened people . Again if you are looking to collect for massive amount of losses you can reach Ryan Stern at 631-655-7716.
Fairfield vs. Sacred Heart
As I’ve been reminded multiple times Sacred Heart might be the worst team in America, possibly the whole world. Fairfield scares me because they aren’t that good either but I’m feeling this one with the 5.5 spread. This ones for you John Boy
Richmond vs. Towson
I think this should be a great game and more of a defensive battle. I’ve always loved coach Richards’ defense and what they’ve been able to do over the last few years. I think they will hold down Towson and win this thing 13-8.
UMBC vs. Mount. St. Mary’s
I don’t think either of these teams are very good. This game reminds me of a hot girl at a bar late at night and she had to pick between me or Quinn and you need to choose one to take home, I’ll pick the Mount to cover the 4.5.
High Point vs. Navy
Navy is a bunch of frauds. High point by 100000. PROVE ME WRONG NAVY.
Notre Dame vs. Georgetown
Georgetown has started slow this year. Notre Dame has lit the scoreboard on fire in there first two games, against some of the worst teams in the country but still fire non the less. I think Georgetown is good this year and needs this game to kick start the season. I think Notre Dame is just on another level this year and will be able to win this one by 3-5. Better luck next time Georgetown.
Yale vs. Penn State
Speaking of frauds I still think Penn State is a fraud. Keep this one close and change my mind. I think 29.5 is really high so I’m going with the under.
Hopkins vs. Utah
I think Hopkins needs to prove they are for real and need to dominate in all facets of the game. I think this will be the game they do. Hop dominates the Utes.
Vermont vs. Brown
I still think Brown is a good team after the big upset against Quinnipiac. I think they have a nice little upset of their own this weekend and beat the Catamounts outright.
St. Josephs vs. Providence
St. Joseph’s is stacked after returning everybody from last year. Providence stinks out loud. Hawks cruise in this one 6.5.
Denver vs. Merrimack
Game of the week and possible game of my life here. I am so confident in this one I may even come out of retirement to gamble on it. Merrimack has to travel a loooonnnngggg way to play a jacked up Denver team with 2 losses already. I think the Pio’s are going to fire up for this one and put Marquette’s dick in the dirt.
Maryland vs. Princeton
Maybe the best game of the weekend. Maryland in their last two have shown they are not as invincible as they were last year. I like the Tigers to cover at home.
Loyola vs. Rutgers
Loyola has show they can score and hold teams down defensively. I think Rutgers will be able to break down this defense more then Hopkins and Maryland have been able to so far. I really think this one could go either way so i’ll just take the over 23.5.
Dartmouth vs. Holy Cross
Dartmouth with their first win in a couple years will have them feeling good. Too bad Holy Cross is going to walk in like 1970s Hulk Hogan. I got one question for ya Dartmouth WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE CRUSADERS RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER. (I’m taking the over)
UPenn vs. Duke
Another unreal matchup here. I think this game has points written all over it. Give me the Over.
Bryant vs. Quinnipiac
The former Bulldogs host their alma mater with a shiny fresh 2-0 record. I think Coach Zom has this offense buzzing and will be able to keep this one close. Bryant wins but the Bobcats cover the 2.5.
Michigan vs. Marquette
This line is EASY MONEY. Marquette (thanks for buying arm pads this week) stinks. Michigan looked like the real deal against UVA so my tiny brain will think they can beat a lot of people for a few years. I like the team up north by a ton.
Umass vs. BU
Another sneaky great game this weekend. I think both teams are good here but I like BU to win outright in the upset on the road at Millions old place.
Harvard vs. Bucknell
Harvard hasn’t stopped scoring goals since the second half of the UVA game last week. I think they continue to score and hold a bad Bucknell team around 5 goals again. GIVE ME THE UNDER 27.5.
Virginia vs. Ohio State
Speaking of scoring goals Virginia led by the best player in the country is coming off his best game (points wise) of his career in the white and orange. I think the Wahoo’s remind Ohio State that there a football school.
Delaware vs. Villanova
This game is tough to pick. Villanova has only been blown out twice in the last 2 years. I think Delaware is better and should win but I’m not sure by how much. Fuck it give me the Blue Hens by 3.
Syracuse vs. UNC
Cuse has a chance to prove this week that they are kind of back. They held tough against Maryland but if they go out and beat UNC that will show that they are getting better. I hate both of these teams so why not root for the New York’s team right? WHAT THE FUCKS A TAR HEAL.
Bellarmine vs, Marist
This is the last chance I’m giving my Comsewogue boys. If you can’t cover if not win outright against Bellarmine I’m done rooting for you.
Colgate vs. Hobart
Similar to what I said about Binghamton a few weeks back, Colgate isn’t good enough to be favored over anybody. My dad will hate me for doing this but I think Hobart wins outright.
Albany vs. Drexel
I think Coach Marrs boys will still be feeling good after their tight one against the Big Red last weekend. I like the Danes big over Drexel.
RMU vs. Canisius
This game will stink. Give me RMU.
Binghamton vs. Lafayette
Binghamton will continue to roll and make me look like a moron for saying they should never be favored against anybody.
Hofstra vs. St. Johns
I never got to see the Gait era Syracuse teams but I’m assuming they looked something like Hofstra did against LIU on Tuesday. Give me the pride -5.5
St. Bonaventure vs. VMI
Idk St. Bonaventure win?
Wagner vs. Queens
You have Notre Dame vs Georgetown, Duke vs UPenn, Maryland vs Princeton, and right up there with the biggest power houses of division 1 men’s lacrosse is Wagner vs. Queens. I think Wagner will ultimately win but I think Queens can cover the 4.5.
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